Me: All right you're all set.
Fat Bitch: No no no, don't crumple it all up like that. It will wrinkle.
Refolds the jacket.
Me: Alrighty.
Fat Bitch: Thank you.
Me: My pleasure. Have a nice day.
Fat Bitch: NO, you are supposed to say thank you to ME. I am the Gap customer.
I pause for ten seconds, contemplating this fat bitch.
Me: (Robot-like) Thank-you. Have-a-nice-day.
Fat Bitch turns with satisfaction and leaves.
Now, I have been in the store ten minutes. Nothing like a Fat Bitch to start your day.
Two hours later:
Me: Alright, your total is four dollars and eighteen cents.
Skinny bitch literally throws a five dollar bill on the counter.
Me: Ohhhk out of five?
Skinny bitch does not speak.
Me: Here is your change.
Skinny bitch grabs bag and walks out.
Me: Have a nice day.
Oh yeah, and earlier this morning, around eight AM:
Me: Hi, I received a letter tryin to cancel my daughter's insurance and--
Bitch: What's your social?
I say the social.
Bitch: Ok, call 770--
I type in 770
Bitch: Excuse me that is REALLY annoying in my ear! Don't you have a pen?
Me: No I'm sorry, but I guess I can memorize it.
Bitch: No no no, I'll let you do it this ONE time.
I am starting to dislike mankind...
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4 comments:
Thanks for driving us everywhere this weekend and feeing us? Yeah. sorry work had to suck when you were already busy.
I meant feeding us. Sorry.
hahaha
today when i went to pick up lunch at johnny's pizza kitchen the woman accused me of stealing the guy I work with card. So I called her a fing bitch.
An hour later this woman asked me to giftwrap and then started yelling at me for going too slow because she was in a hurry.
I feel your pain. Retail sucks. sorry we missed each other.
Today Bobby and I ate at Waffle House and the waitress was a bitch (what's new?). His eggs were raw and not cooked and mushy...so he asked for a new one and she was like umm ok take it home and feed it to your dog..and I hope the dog gets sick. We were like uhhhh? But, then again, what do you expect at WaHo?
Love ya, let's get together this weekend! (Remember we were planning on going to Helen next weekend or the next?)
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